the-drug-child:

chucksandjumpers:

williamowainherondale:

omg guess what i found out today

that falling feeling when you wake up suddenly in bed

is because when you were dropping off you heart rate slowed down too fast so your brain thought you were dying so it tried waking you up immediatly

thank u brain~

No problem, boss.

I should not be on tumblr when I’m high because this was too funny

okatu:

this woman had her sidewalk stolen

a slab of concrete

was stolen

2 men stole her goddamn sidewalk

nishlo:

this is very important

party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

musicsinsanelover:

thesulfurandthesea:

Talking to your parents on the phone

I AM FUCKIGN CRYING I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD OH Y FUCKIGNG FOD

accurate

hopefisch:

Oklahoma

swagchat:

haliebrooke99:

swagchat:

man salads are the best thing in the world

Man, salads

no man salads