the date is december 1st. “no shave november” has ended. today is the first day of “no d december”
all around the world, men wake up to find that their genetalia have disappeared. they have been replaced by small evergreen trees. merry christmas.
*quietly steps over a sleeping dog*
is this really what happens when you have sex?
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
I CAN’T CHOOSE A FAVORITE
for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
when ur upstairs and ur mom says dinners ready